Speak to Shrek

Dear Shrek,

While I am all for new technology ( I for example recently bought one of those clever new "thighpad" things), I am a little concerned about our system of voting for player of the week.

How is it possible for a club with possibly fourty or so playing members to have a player of the week winner get nearly eight thousand votes for a streaky 20 odd and a few cheap wickets when the man he was up against got a double hundred and an "eight for".

I fear dirty work is a foot and that access to computers of any kind be restricted to club officers only.

Yours respecfully,

Peter Unchingabove -  Histhwaite

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